a long time a commin

first officers log,
sorry for the lack of posts latley, switzerland will pinch all of the money you have and then some. anyway, we have been in italy for 5 days now and it fucking rules man. rome was something i had not expected, which was a blast. besides seeing 2000 yrs of history, we met some of the funniest motherfuckas alive. just to make the stories shorter i will expand on one instant in particular. we met this guy named dylan from australia (they are everywhere, trust me) and he was one of those people who your not sure is right in the head or not off the bat. this guy was insane ALL THE TIME. so one night, him and his aussie cohorts have a brilliant idea to go to the fountain of treve and climb the bitch with an australian flag and pose for pictures. now i know that all of you reading this may not know what the fountain of treve (right spelling?) is but that is what the internet is for. also i will post pictures of the fountain and the hijinx later. so, there is a fine for entering the fountain of €500 and some jail time. all the aussie kids knew this beforehand and decided to go with the plan, about 5 kids in all. somewhere in the night i lost mike and just ended up going the fountain with the aussies. we get there and of course the politzia are guarding the fountain and have fucking i just ran out of time gotta go. will update tomorrow