finish the fucking story asshole!

first officers log,
ok, sorry about the delay, the wack italian internet station cut my ass off midway through the story. you wouldnt believe what they charge for internet use out here. so, i think i left off where we got to the fountain and the coppers were there. so the aussies decide its not so good of an idea to take a dip in front of the police but the one crazy guy dylan has an idea to fake the cops out by bringing everyone around the corner for all of ten seconds so the cops will leave. of course this dosent work but he didnt care. "all i gotta do is slip into me boardies(swim trunks) and have a go(that means do it)!" so this guy strips down to his boardies and climbs over a 5 foot fence, into water up to his knees in 45f weather with two cops about 100 feet away and starts to climb a thousand year old monument with full knowledge that he will get caught. as soon as he gets to the center of the fountain, everyone starts taking pictures with flashes and the cops notice that theres a 6 foot 3 man standing in the middle of the fucking fountain. the lights come on and the cops pull up while the dude is running out and climbing the fence. the cops dont speak english and the dude dosent speak italian. all you heard is "it is forbidden, it is forbidden!" and "come with us now!" the dude says, "hold on and let me put me pants and me jumper on(a jumper is a sweater)!" all the while he is laughing and drying himself off with a beach towel. so, some girl we were with spoke italian and was pleading with the cops not to take him to the station. somehow, eventhough this guy was laughing in the cops face, they decided to take his hand and serously slap it and yell at him in italian. that was the punishment he recived. pretty serious huh? all in all, this was one of the funniest things i have ever witnessed in my life. after we post the pictures of this guy, iam sure you will get a laugh. i hope i did not disapoint with the ending. anyway, mike and i are now in munich and are going to visit a beer garden tonight and hopefully hear some awsome german music and get fully tossed. hope all is well in MPLS, keep the comments coming. props to dooley for the coments, i bet he cried during the tattoo, pussy. robbie and nick, you guys squab like little old women. one last thing, if someone posts a comment leave your fucking name in the body of the message so we can tell who it is ok. im out people.
clover.
p.s. today i was awoken to a hot english girl who was staying in our room in her little bootie underwear, not a bad sight at all.